Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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