Small penises have feelings too.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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