we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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