omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
