YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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