I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Let's get the cat blown out
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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