A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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