Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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