You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
As shirtless as possible
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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