I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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