you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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