you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Come on in and take your pants off
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