Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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