so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
