Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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