Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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