You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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