And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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