fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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