I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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