yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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