You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Randomize
