Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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