i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
tell me about the fingering
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