Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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