You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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