Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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