i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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