His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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