Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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