my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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