You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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