this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just threw up on my dentist
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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