I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Dicks are not precious.
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