do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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