they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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