I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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