Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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