ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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