Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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