Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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