I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
