'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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