Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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