i don't like sucking hair
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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