A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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