yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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