My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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