My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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