Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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