If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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