I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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