You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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