i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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