Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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